How The Fight Started...

I rear-ended a car this morning. So there we are
alongside the road and slowly the driver gets out
of the car...and you know how you just-get-sooo-stressed
and life-stuff seems to get funny?

Yeah, well, I could NOT believe it . he was a DWARF!

He storms over to my car, looks up at me and says,
'I AM NOT HAPPY!'

So, I look down at him and say, 'Well, then which
one are you...?'

. . . and that's when the fight started .