At The Bar...

A short little guy was sitting at a bar, drinking his beer. A thug came and sat next to him. Within a couple of minutes, the thug whacked the little guy across the face, and said, "That's Judo, from Korea".

About 5 minutes later, while both still sitting there, the thug whacks the little guy across the face again, and says, "That's Karate from Japan". With this, the little guy hops off his barstool, and waddles out of the bar.

About a half hour later, the thug is still sitting at the bar, when he feels a tap on his shoulder. He turns, to see the little guy standing there, and then WHACK! The thug falls, unconscious, on the floor. The little guy looks at the bartender and says, "When the Fucker wakes up, tell him that was a Shovel, from Home Depot!"