Guts or Balls?

There is a medical distinction. We've all heard about people having
guts or balls, but do you really know the difference between them?
In an effort to keep you informed, the definitions are listed below:

GUTS - Is arriving home late after a night out with the 'lads', being
met by your wife with a broom, and having the guts to ask: 'Are you
still cleaning, or are you flying off somewhere?'

BALLS - Is coming home late after a night out with the 'lads',
smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your
wife on the butt and having the balls to say: 'You're next, fatty.'

This should clear up any confusion about definitions.

Medically speaking, there is no difference in the outcome, since both
ultimately result in death.